I just received this email, which I reproduce here in full, verbatim:
My name is Robert Kyle, the current Capt. International Security Assistance Force (ISAF) and Commander, U.S. Forces Afghanistan. Please there is a serious business I have for you.There's a consignment I want you to receive on my behalf. I shall give more information when I hear from you.Thank you and keep it secret.
CAPT. Robert Kyle
How exciting! I wonder what it is he wants me to do. I also wonder why he's using an Italian webmail address. And why the subject line, "Reply me soon" is such bad English.