While doing some research for work, I just came across this gem:
Welcome to perhaps one of the most
interesting web pages on the Internet. Why you ask? Well, perhaps after
going through it you will understand why. This web page is devoted to
"The Russian Stove". You may not have the slightest idea what the
"Russian Stove" is. It is our goal that after you have visited this web
sight and have understood its content, you will not only know exactly
what a "Russian Stove" is but you might desperately wish you had one.
Get on with it! "Welcome" would have done....